Restaurant roast · 68% slop

CA Cafe: Closed With Nothing Left to Order

The Warehouse Arts walk-up used to sling sandwiches but now serves only locked doors and Yelp closure notices.

August 4, 2026 About CA Cafe

Doors shut, menu ghosts, zero orders possible.

The Take

Order nothing. CA Cafe sits closed at 420 22nd St S with Yelp confirming the shutdown and no public menu available.

Former Deuces district cafe left thin traces at best and zero sourcing details, making any visit pointless in the walkable Warehouse Arts area.

The spot delivered zero operational proof and now delivers none at all. Walk past the address and find somewhere open instead.

Skip entirely — spot is closed.

No, the doors are shut.

Everything — it's closed.

No evidence found on current listings.

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