Restaurant · 64% slop · mid

Booster Juice

Name: Booster Juice: 64% Slop — Fruit bomb with yogurt sludge and sugar avalanche
Item: Booster Juice
Rating: 36
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Fruit bomb with yogurt sludge and sugar avalanche

The Breakdown

Real fruit and veg juices exist on menu
Frozen yogurt base packs gums, mono/diglycerides
Large smoothies routinely hit 70-100g sugars
Marketed healthy while default orders are dessert
Wraps hide canola in tortillas

Order Instead

Heavenly Horizon or Hail to the Kale fresh juice, no add-ins

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