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The Boneyard

Name: The Boneyard: 71% Slop — Sports bar comfort slop, 24 years of generous regret
Item: The Boneyard
Rating: 29
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Sports bar comfort slop, 24 years of generous regret

The Breakdown

Family-owned, 24 years in Broadview Heights
Award-winning wings, legendary burgers, 40+ drafts
Default fryers and dressings unknown — check fine print
Typical sports-bar comfort food, no sourcing claims
Info thin on actual oils or ingredients

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