Restaurant roast · 48% slop

What should you order at Babe's Pizza? Double Decker pepperoni half

Local Florida pizza joint since the late 70s sells the fresh-dough story hard, yet the numbers still don't lie.

July 25, 2026 About Babe's Pizza

Fresh dough can't outrun the double decker carb avalanche.

The Take

Double Decker pepperoni, hold extras, eat only half. Babe's Pizza earns a Slop Score of 48.

Daily fresh dough and old-recipe sauces from scratch give it a slight edge over chain slop, but cracker-thin crust loaded with wheat and oil plus the double-decker format still deliver a heavy carb hit with zero transparency on sourcing or oils.

The Verdict

Skip the loaded specialties and extra cheese. Stick to the based order and split the pie.

Babe's Pizza stays a local institution but the pizza math wins. Slop Score 48.

Common Questions

Is Babe's Pizza healthy?

No. Fresh dough helps but the wheat-oil crust and double decker format keep carbs high.

Does Babe's Pizza use seed oils?

No details public. Scan card flags zero sourcing transparency on oils.

What should you avoid at Babe's Pizza?

Any loaded specialty with extra cheese or meats. They multiply the carb and calorie load.

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