Restaurant roast · 71% slop

What to Order at Avanti Pizza? Plain cheese or pepperoni

Avanti Pizza promises wood-fired pies but delivers the same chain shortcuts that make every order feel like a coin flip.

July 25, 2026 About Avanti Pizza

Avanti Pizza photo — Photo: Wikimedia Commons

Skip the apps and fries. Cheese pizza is the only move that dodges the slop.

The Take

Order the plain cheese or pepperoni pizza at Avanti Pizza and stop there. The Slop Score lands at 71 for its generic crust and standard fryer oil defaults.

Multiple locations exist with no unified sourcing, so quality varies while the shortcuts stay the same. Wood-fired options pop up at some spots but do not rescue the typical seed-oil apps and loaded pies.

The Verdict

Avanti Pizza is generic pie slop with standard fryer oil vibes. Multiple local spots and thin sourcing info keep the score provisional at 71.

Order the plain cheese or pepperoni pizza. Skip the apps, fries, and loaded specialties. Slop Score: 71.

Common Questions

Does Avanti Pizza use seed oils?

Yes. Default crust and apps scream seed oils across locations.

What should you avoid at Avanti Pizza?

Anything fried, pasta specials, or loaded specialty pies.

Are Avanti Pizza locations consistent?

No. Multiple local spots with no unified sourcing.

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