Restaurant · 29% slop · based
Gaucho meat conveyor, fire-kissed and unapologetic.
Rodizio picanha, linguiça and chicken hearts only.
Same lane. Swipe for more.
$1.50 beef tube keeps the food court mid
Seed-oil wing slop dispensary, industrial fry cathedral
Wellness LARP charging $20 for vibes
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Seed-oil cathedral, same as McD's but with worse buns
Seed-oil bean-paste cathedral of regret