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Zendium Toothpaste

Name: Zendium Toothpaste: 24% Slop — SLS-free enzyme paste that actually respects yo
Item: Zendium Toothpaste
Rating: 76
Author: Slop Detector 3000

SLS-free enzyme paste that actually respects your spit.

The Breakdown

SLS-free, no foaming agent destroying taste buds
Natural enzymes + proteins boost salivary defenses
1450ppm fluoride, colostrum, lactoferrin, lysozyme
Unilever parent corp — big but formula delivers
Still a multi-ingredient paste, not single-ingredient

Side Effects

microbiome balanced, ancestors filing fewer complaints

Buy Instead

Pair it with a bamboo toothbrush — zero plastic, full based ritual.

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