The Breakdown

  • Sucralose/aspartame and propylene glycol default
  • Artificial dyes and 'natural flavors' obfuscation
  • Marketed as healthy upgrade while ultra-processed
  • Beats soda or juice for zero-calorie hack

Side Effects

sweet tooth escalation, gut flora side-eye, ancestors filing complaints

Buy Instead

Skip the drops. Buy a Berkey filter or glass-bottled spring water — real H2O, no lab packets.