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Used Wii U or Switch

Name: Used Wii U or Switch: 19% Slop — Used Nintendo hardware beats new console tax
Item: Used Wii U or Switch
Rating: 81
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Used Nintendo hardware beats new console tax every time

The Breakdown

Wii U plays every Wii classic natively
Switch delivers current Nintendo games
Both hold value and last a decade used
Wii U eShop dead, physical only now
Switch online paywall for some features

Side Effects

infinite backlog, zero monthly fees if you stay offline

Buy Instead

Pair the Switch with a used Wii U for the full classic-to-modern bridge without new hardware tax.

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