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Used Kindle or Library Card

Name: Used Kindle or Library Card: 18% Slop — library card wins — Kindle still Bezos
Item: Used Kindle or Library Card
Rating: 82
Author: Slop Detector 3000

library card wins — Kindle still Bezos tax

The Breakdown

library card: zero subscription, public good
used Kindle: at least not new surveillance rig
Kindle DRM locks books to one ecosystem
Amazon data harvesting baked into the hardware
planned obsolescence still applies to used units

Side Effects

ancestors filing paperwork, bezos gets a cut anyway

Buy Instead

Skip the used Kindle. Get a library card — free books, no DRM, no data sold to Amazon.

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