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Used Canon EOS + SD Card

Name: Used Canon EOS + SD Card: 19% Slop — Used shooter beats new plastic every time
Item: Used Canon EOS + SD Card
Rating: 81
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Used shooter beats new plastic every time.

The Breakdown

Used = anti-consumption flex
EOS bodies built to last decades
One-time purchase, no subscription
Verify sensor health on any used body
SD card could be counterfeit risk

Side Effects

ancestors nodding, wallet intact, new gear envy avoided

Buy Instead

Pair with a cheap manual lens — keeps the rig based and creative.

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