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Urtekram Tune In Cream Deo

Name: Urtekram Tune In Cream Deo: 24% Slop — Organic cream deo, zinc-powered, zero a
Item: Urtekram Tune In Cream Deo
Rating: 76
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Organic cream deo, zinc-powered, zero aluminum

The Breakdown

Ecocert Cosmos Organic, 100% natural origin
Zinc ricinoleate + lactobacillus for odor control
No aluminum salts, vegan, Danish-made
Parfum + essential oil allergens listed
Roll-on plastic packaging, not refillable

Side Effects

lavender haze, skin that actually breathes

Buy Instead

Skip the roll-on plastic. Buy a bulk natural deo bar like Fatco or a DIY baking soda + coconut oil mix for zero packaging.

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