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Traditional Marijuana

Name: Traditional Marijuana: 78% Slop — Mind-altering plant sold as tradition, zero
Item: Traditional Marijuana
Rating: 22
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Mind-altering plant sold as tradition, zero nourishment

The Breakdown

Natural form avoids lab processing
Addictive loop disguised as chill
Escapism over discipline or duty
Degeneracy multiplier in cultural use
No repair, no ownership, just consumption

Side Effects

ancestors rolling in graves, dopamine debt, Ls in real life

Buy Instead

Skip the plant. Buy a cast-iron skillet — one purchase, generations of actual nourishment, zero haze.

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