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Swisse Ultiboost Magnesium Glycinate 120 Tablets

Name: Swisse Ultiboost Magnesium Glycinate 120 Tablets: 34% Slop — Decent glycinate
Item: Swisse Ultiboost Magnesium Glycinate 120 Tablets
Rating: 66
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Decent glycinate form, still a pill tax

The Breakdown

Glycinate chelate absorbs better than oxide junk
Tablet fillers and binders still present
No seed oils or HFCS hiding in the formula
Supplement markup on what food already provides

Side Effects

ancestors filing complaints about pill dependency

Buy Instead

Skip the bottle. Eat spinach, almonds, and pumpkin seeds — whole-food magnesium with zero markup.

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