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Spry Xylitol Gum

Name: Spry Xylitol Gum: 18% Slop — Xylitol dental armor, fluoride-free and actually
Item: Spry Xylitol Gum
Rating: 82
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Xylitol dental armor, fluoride-free and actually useful.

The Breakdown

Xylitol first ingredient, ~1g per piece for therapeutic dose
No aspartame, sugar, artificial dyes or HFCS
Non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, natural flavors
Gum base still the standard mystery polymer
Honest dental claims backed by actual xylitol research

Side Effects

fresh breath, cavity resistance, ancestors filing less dental complaints

Buy Instead

Pair it with a proper toothbrush and floss — gum is solid backup, not the whole defense.

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