Product roast · 48% slop

Is Sony Worth It? Hardware Wins, Smart Tax Loses

Sony still makes some tanks, then sells you the key to the firmware prison.

September 19, 2026 About Sony

Sony builds tanks then jails them with firmware.

The Take

Sony delivers durable engineering in PlayStation consoles and select cameras but buries it under smart features that harvest data and block repairs.

Buyers chasing premium brand status end up paying extra for ads and forced updates instead of simple ownership.

The engineering is real. The smart layer turns buyers into data sources and future repair customers.

Skip the smart Sony TV. Buy a dumb panel plus external streamer for actual ownership.

Firmware locks and ads on smart TVs limit repairs and privacy. Data collection runs by default on connected models.

A basic panel from any brand plus a separate Roku or Apple TV streamer. You keep control and skip the built-in surveillance.

To harvest viewing data and sell ad space. The extras create ongoing revenue long after the hardware sale.

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Skip the smart Sony TV. Buy a dumb panel + external streamer for actual ownership.

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