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Simple Wooden Wide-Tooth Comb

Name: Simple Wooden Wide-Tooth Comb: 15% Slop — Wood, teeth, pre-1990 ritual preserv
Item: Simple Wooden Wide-Tooth Comb
Rating: 85
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Wood, teeth, pre-1990 ritual preserved.

The Breakdown

Single material, no glue or dyes.
Pre-1990 design still in production.
Wide teeth handle real hair without snapping.
One-time buy, lasts decades, zero subscriptions.
Check grain and finish — cheap versions splinter.

Side Effects

ancestors nodding, plastic combs in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair it with a boar-bristle brush — doubles the ritual, zero modernity tax.

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