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Self-Hosted Pi-hole

Name: Self-Hosted Pi-hole: 8% Slop — Network-level adblock, big tech seethes
Item: Self-Hosted Pi-hole
Rating: 92
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Network-level adblock, big tech seethes

The Breakdown

Open source, zero subscription tax
Self-hosted DNS sinkhole you fully control
Kills ads and trackers before they load
Hackable, modular, runs on cheap hardware
Initial setup not for total beginners

Side Effects

ancestors filing privacy complaints against google

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