Product · 41% slop · mid
Competent cage, still Apple-branded
apple tax on every tab, no real escape on your own hardware
Skip Safari. Use Firefox or Brave — actual defaults you control, no ecosystem ransom.
Same lane. Swipe for more.
The mirror that grades the slop — including itself
Water fine, satanic LARP marketing
1980s Japanese retro rig, zero subscriptions
LED party trick on a decent Android slab
Natural plant, still dopamine tax and degeneracy fuel
Pre-1990 hacker rig that still boots
Pre-1990 Japanese silicon that still owns
Chemical fog machine for your home and lungs