The Breakdown

  • Recurring buy for $50+ shampoo
  • Celebrity marketing > actual ingredients
  • Fancy packaging, standard luxury markup
  • Some clean-leaning formulas exist
  • Status symbol more than necessity

Side Effects

wallet drain, instagram hair envy, repeat purchases

Buy Instead

Skip Oribe. Buy a basic castor oil or drugstore option like The Ordinary — actual results without the LARP.