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Native Well-Crafted Body Wash

Name: Native Well-Crafted Body Wash: 48% Slop — Minimalist 9-ingredient wash with mi
Item: Native Well-Crafted Body Wash
Rating: 52
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Minimalist 9-ingredient wash with mild irritant flags.

The Breakdown

Nine-ingredient minimalist formula beats 20+ ingredient slop
Cocamidopropyl betaine flagged as sensitizer in reviews
Fragrance in scented versions can irritate reactive skin
Sodium benzoate preservative still present
Sulfate-free, paraben-free, vegan, cruelty-free claims hold

Side Effects

gentle lather for most, breakout roulette for the sensitive

Buy Instead

Skip scented versions. Buy Dr. Bronner's liquid castile soap — true single-ingredient power, zero fragrance risk.

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