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Native Deodorant (Baking Soda Stick)

Name: Native Deodorant (Baking Soda Stick): 28% Slop — Simple stick beats aerosol sl
Item: Native Deodorant (Baking Soda Stick)
Rating: 72
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Simple stick beats aerosol sludge, still a consumable.

The Breakdown

Baking soda base, minimal additives vs mainstream
Aluminum-free, straightforward marketing claim
Baking soda can irritate sensitive skin
Still a tube you repurchase every month
Brand grew on 'natural' halo, not zero-waste

Side Effects

armpit rebellion if you overdo the soda, wallet lighter on repeat buys

Buy Instead

Skip the tube. Buy a bag of baking soda and apply with fingers — one ingredient, pennies per use, zero plastic.

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