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Native Baking Soda Crystal Deodorant Stick

Name: Native Baking Soda Crystal Deodorant Stick: 19% Slop — Mineral rock beats lab
Item: Native Baking Soda Crystal Deodorant Stick
Rating: 81
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Mineral rock beats lab goo every time

The Breakdown

Single-mineral crystal, no aluminum or fragrances
One purchase lasts 6+ months, zero subscription
Pre-1990 style hygiene hack still in production
Baking soda version can sting sensitive pits
Native brand marketing leans clean-girl aesthetic

Side Effects

pits stay dry, ancestors nod in approval

Buy Instead

Pair it with a straight razor and bar soap for full pre-1990 grooming stack.

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