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Michelin Pilot Sport Cup 2

Name: Michelin Pilot Sport Cup 2: 48% Slop — Track grip that eats itself alive
Item: Michelin Pilot Sport Cup 2
Rating: 52
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Track grip that eats itself alive

The Breakdown

Unmatched dry traction for enthusiasts
Wears out after 5-10k miles of hard use
Summer-only compound, zero all-weather use
Premium price for a fast-wearing consumable
One-time purchase, no subscriptions or smart nonsense

Side Effects

tires shred themselves on track days, wallet weeps on every replacement

Buy Instead

Skip the Cup 2s. Buy Pilot Sport 4S instead — similar grip, longer life, still based for street use.

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