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Madara Herbal Deodorant

Name: Madara Herbal Deodorant: 48% Slop — Natural alum core with alcohol and fragran
Item: Madara Herbal Deodorant
Rating: 52
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Natural alum core with alcohol and fragrance drag.

The Breakdown

Potassium alum mineral blocks odor without pore-clogging synthetics.
COSMOS Natural, organic herb extracts, vegan, cruelty-free.
Alcohol and essential oil allergens risk irritation.
Fragrance components flagged high for allergies on EWG.
Roll-on format adds glycerin and preservatives unnecessary for mineral action.

Side Effects

armpit tingles, essential oil ghosts, mild natural flex

Buy Instead

Skip the roll-on. Buy a plain Thai crystal deodorant stick — single mineral ingredient, zero additives or alcohol.

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