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Linux Mint

Name: Linux Mint: 14% Slop — Open-source OS that respects your machine and your time
Item: Linux Mint
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Open-source OS that respects your machine and your time.

The Breakdown

Zero telemetry, zero ads, zero forced updates
Cinnamon desktop gives familiar polish without bloat
Runs forever on old hardware, one install lasts years
Fully hackable, user-owned, no corporate leash
Default apps solid but still check repos for extras

Side Effects

ancestors high-fiving over open source roots, no microsoft tax

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