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Leuchtturm1917 Notebook and Pilot G2 Pen

Name: Leuchtturm1917 Notebook and Pilot G2 Pen: 14% Slop — Based analog duo for peop
Item: Leuchtturm1917 Notebook and Pilot G2 Pen
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Based analog duo for people who still write by hand.

The Breakdown

Leuchtturm paper resists bleed-through and ghosting
G2 gel writes smooth, consistent, no skipping
Numbered pages and index turn chaos into system
One-time buys that last years with normal use
Plastic G2 barrel not modular or repairable

Side Effects

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Pair with a Uni-ball Jetstream for faster drying on the same paper.

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