The Breakdown

  • Vegan formulas, no alcohol in sensitive lines
  • Standard preservatives and propylene glycol stacks
  • Aerosol deodorants carry butane/propane propellants
  • Mass-market synthetic fragrances and long INCI lists
  • Affordable, widely available, dermatologically tested

Side Effects

bathroom smells like a discount aftershave aisle, wallet stays light

Buy Instead

Skip the lineup. Buy a plain castile soap bar and witch hazel — one purchase, zero fragrance soup, lasts months.