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Humble Plant Based Toothbrush

Name: Humble Plant Based Toothbrush: 48% Slop — Half-plastic eco-claim still leaves
Item: Humble Plant Based Toothbrush
Rating: 52
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Half-plastic eco-claim still leaves fossil footprint.

The Breakdown

45% plant-based handle (wheat straw/corn), vegan certified
Bristles nylon with castor bean boost, not compostable
Handle still 55% polypropylene plastic
Made in China, replace every 3 months
Paper packaging, funds oral care projects abroad

Side Effects

landfill contribution with plant-based cope

Buy Instead

Skip the hybrid. Buy a full bamboo toothbrush for actual biodegradability.

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