The Take
Gold is worth it. It delivers single-element stability in a sea of paper promises and slop assets. Slop Score 11.
Buy physical, skip the ETFs, and watch fiat maximalists cope.
The Verdict
Physical gold pairs with silver for the full anti-slop stack. Ancestors filing approval forms while fiat maximalists stay in shambles.
Buy physical gold. Slop Score 11.
Common Questions
What are the downsides of Gold?
Paper versions introduce counterparty risk. Physical has storage and liquidity tradeoffs.
How long does Gold last?
Indefinitely. It is infinitely recyclable and physically repairable.
What should you buy instead of Gold?
Pair physical gold with silver for the complete anti-slop hedge.
