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GOG DRM-Free Purchases

Name: GOG DRM-Free Purchases: 14% Slop — DRM-free ownership in the subscription hell
Item: GOG DRM-Free Purchases
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

DRM-free ownership in the subscription hellscape

The Breakdown

One-time purchase, no recurring tax
Actual ownership on supported titles
No client required for offline play
Library capped at DRM-free supported games
Still digital — no physical fallback

Side Effects

ancestors nod approvingly, steam execs file complaints

Buy Instead

Pair it with an external HDD for local backups — true ownership needs redundancy.

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