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Gildan or American Giant Blank Tees

Name: Gildan or American Giant Blank Tees: 32% Slop — Gildan disposable slop; Americ
Item: Gildan or American Giant Blank Tees
Rating: 68
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Gildan disposable slop; American Giant redeems the category

The Breakdown

American Giant: US-grown cotton, cut/sewn in NC and CA
AG: traceable domestic supply chain, no offshore sewing detour
Gildan: US yarn spun then shipped to Honduras/Dominican Republic for assembly
Gildan 5000/64000: tubular construction, scratchy carded cotton, boxy fit
AG Walmart collab proves scalable US production at $13 price point

Side Effects

wallet lighter but ancestors stop filing complaints

Buy Instead

Skip Gildan blanks. Buy American Giant tees — domestic jobs, better drape, no global labor arbitrage.

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