The Breakdown
- No battery, vapor, nicotine or heat — literally just air
- Reusable maple device built like furniture, not landfill
- Cores are recurring purchase — subscription tax in disguise
- Essential oil inhalation safety data still thin
- Marketed as 'the good habit' while selling you another ritual
Side Effects
ancestors filing a restraining order against your fancy inhaler
Buy Instead
Skip Füm. Buy a pack of real mint leaves or a metal straw — zero recurring costs, same mouth fixation, zero marketing LARP.
