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Firefox Browser

Name: Firefox Browser: 22% Slop — Open-source privacy holdout in a sea of corporate
Item: Firefox Browser
Rating: 78
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Open-source privacy holdout in a sea of corporate browsers

The Breakdown

Fully open source, auditable by anyone
Privacy defaults beat Chrome out of the box
Extensions and about:config give real control
Mozilla still ships some telemetry by default
Occasional corporate virtue-signaling leaks in

Side Effects

tabs stay yours, google gets fewer free eyeballs

Buy Instead

Pair it with LibreWolf for stricter defaults out of the gate.

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