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Ethique Solid Conditioner Bar

Name: Ethique Solid Conditioner Bar: 19% Slop — Plastic-free bar that skips the bott
Item: Ethique Solid Conditioner Bar
Rating: 81
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Plastic-free bar that skips the bottle and delivers.

The Breakdown

One bar replaces 3-5 liquid bottles
Cocoa butter + coconut oil base nourishes
Compostable cardboard, zero plastic
Fragrance variants may irritate sensitive scalps
Vegan, cruelty-free, palm oil-free

Side Effects

bathroom finally stops looking like a landfill

Buy Instead

Pair it with their matching shampoo bar — full zero-waste routine locked in.

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