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Dr. Squatch Coconut Castaway

Name: Dr. Squatch Coconut Castaway: 42% Slop — Bro soap with coconut scent, marketin
Item: Dr. Squatch Coconut Castaway
Rating: 58
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Bro soap with coconut scent, marketing heavier than the bar

The Breakdown

Natural oils, no sulfates or parabens
Subscription upsell baked into the brand
Premium price for basic glycerin soap
Actually smells like coconut, not fake fruit

Side Effects

wallet lighter, ego slightly inflated, skin unchanged

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