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COVID-19 Vaccination

Name: COVID-19 Vaccination: 85% Slop — Mandate-era pharma experiment with side effec
Item: COVID-19 Vaccination
Rating: 15
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Mandate-era pharma experiment with side effects baked in

The Breakdown

mRNA platform delivered myocarditis signals in young males
Efficacy claims revised after real-world data arrived
Mandates framed bodily autonomy as optional
Pharma liability shield + government pressure combo
Early reduction in severe outcomes for high-risk groups

Side Effects

booster treadmill, heart inflammation lottery, institutional trust crater

Buy Instead

Skip the shot. Buy vitamin D, zinc, sleep, and sunlight — actual immune hardware, zero coercion.

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