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Cleopatra's Bath Milk - 2 Litres

Name: Cleopatra's Bath Milk - 2 Litres: 14% Slop — Raw jersey milk for the tub, ance
Item: Cleopatra's Bath Milk - 2 Litres
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Raw jersey milk for the tub, ancestors nod

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: organic raw jersey milk
Australian certified organic, volcanic soils farm
No additives, emulsifiers, or marketing lies in formula
Sold cosmetic only due to raw milk laws
Cleopatra branding is thin historical cosplay

Side Effects

tub turns into ancient egyptian spa, skin drinks the fats

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw honey and epsom salts for the full ritual.

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