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Castile Soap and Baking Soda Deodorant

Name: Castile Soap and Baking Soda Deodorant: 14% Slop — Grandma's armpit hack, zero
Item: Castile Soap and Baking Soda Deodorant
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Grandma's armpit hack, zero corporate tax

The Breakdown

Two single-ingredient inputs, pre-1990 vibes
One-time purchase, no subscription or packaging waste
Baking soda can irritate sensitive skin
Solves actual problem without engineered additives

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval forms, armpits finally free

Buy Instead

Pair it with a safety razor — complete based grooming stack, no plastic tax.

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