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Boka Ela Mint Hydroxyapatite Paste

Name: Boka Ela Mint Hydroxyapatite Paste: 16% Slop — Hydroxyapatite paste that actua
Item: Boka Ela Mint Hydroxyapatite Paste
Rating: 84
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Hydroxyapatite paste that actually does the job

The Breakdown

Hydroxyapatite as star active, no fluoride
Mint flavor without aspartame or sucralose
Simple tube, one-time buy, no app
Check batch for any gums or fillers

Side Effects

enamel that remembers what teeth are for, no industrial aftertaste

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