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Blue Light Glasses

Name: Blue Light Glasses: 67% Slop — Hype-fueled placebo for screen eyes.
Item: Blue Light Glasses
Rating: 33
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Hype-fueled placebo for screen eyes.

The Breakdown

Cheap plastic frames block some wavelengths
Studies show minimal real strain reduction
Marketing sells snake oil at markup
Breaks after a few months of use
Turns you into a blue-tinted NPC

Side Effects

wallet lighter, eye strain unchanged, mild fashion crime

Buy Instead

Skip the gimmick. Buy a proper pair of blue-light-filtering prescription lenses from your optometrist or just lower screen brightness.

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