The Breakdown

  • Synthetic blends shred after a few wears
  • Supply chains often opaque and low-wage
  • Designed for maximum visual consumption
  • Not repairable, built for replacement cycle
  • One-time purchase, no subscription trap

Side Effects

beach selfies, quick landfill trip, ancestors confused

Buy Instead

Skip the bikini. Buy a one-piece rash guard or board shorts from a domestic maker — lasts seasons, actual coverage, no microplastic shedding every tide.