Product roast · 11% slop

Is Bidet Worth It? Civilization Upgrade

Paper is for cavemen who never discovered water pressure.

July 25, 2026 About Bidet

Your ancestors wiped with leaves. Upgrade or stay medieval.

The Take

Slop Score 11. Bidet is worth it as the rare bathroom change that delivers real hygiene gains without ongoing fees.

Mechanical models cut paper use dramatically while avoiding the pointless wiring that turns a simple upgrade into a gadget headache.

Modern bathrooms finally got civilized. Pair a mechanical unit like the Tushy Classic with your existing toilet for decades of service.

Buy it. Slop Score 11.

None major. Electric models add pointless complexity and repair risks.

Tushy Classic mechanical attachment. No power needed, lasts decades.

Yes. One purchase replaces years of toilet paper spending.

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