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Berkey or local spring

Name: Berkey or local spring: 14% Slop — Based hydration hack, zero municipal rot
Item: Berkey or local spring
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Based hydration hack, zero municipal rot

The Breakdown

Local spring = single-ingredient, pre-industrial sourcing
Berkey removes fluoride, chlorine, PFAS without subscriptions
One-time hardware purchase, repairable elements
Verify spring with current test report; Berkey not NSF-certified
Plastic jugs for spring water undo some gains

Side Effects

ancestors filing no complaints, jawline intact

Buy Instead

Skip plastic jugs. Buy glass carboys for local spring — zero leeching, full based.

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