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3rd Gen Tacoma

Name: 3rd Gen Tacoma: 19% Slop — Toyota's last truly durable truck before the bloat.
Item: 3rd Gen Tacoma
Rating: 81
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Toyota's last truly durable truck before the bloat.

The Breakdown

Runs 300k+ miles with basic care
Body-on-frame, solid axle options, actual truck
Some early rust recalls, check frame
Aftermarket ecosystem still thriving
Infotainment bloat creeps in

Side Effects

ancestors filing paperwork to claim it, dealer sobbing quietly

Buy Instead

Skip the 4th gen refresh. Buy a clean low-mile 3rd gen instead — already proven, no subscription nonsense.

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