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2013 Toyota Highlander

Name: 2013 Toyota Highlander: 19% Slop — Reliable SUV that laughs at planned obsoles
Item: 2013 Toyota Highlander
Rating: 81
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Reliable SUV that laughs at planned obsolescence

The Breakdown

3.5L V6 routinely hits 300k+ miles
Body-on-frame toughness in a family wrapper
Early 2013 transmissions can need fluid flushes
Parts still cheap and everywhere
Pre-hybrid thirst, 18-22 mpg real world

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, rust optional

Buy Instead

Pair it with a set of Falken Wildpeak tires — turns a solid daily into a light-trail capable rig without subscriptions.

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