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2003 Subaru Forester

Name: 2003 Subaru Forester: 19% Slop — Pre-subscription AWD relic that still works
Item: 2003 Subaru Forester
Rating: 81
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Pre-subscription AWD relic that still works

The Breakdown

Boxer engine + manual AWD = snow tank
Fixable in a driveway with hand tools
Head gaskets can still betray you
No modern safety nannies or connectivity
One-time purchase, lasts decades

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, rust is extra

Buy Instead

Pair it with a '98 Toyota Land Cruiser — same era, even more indestructible.

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