The Breakdown

  • Vegetable oil primary fat, corn base
  • Artificial dyes and flavor stacks
  • Extreme spice as marketing gimmick
  • Long ingredient list for a chip
  • Honest about being junk, no health LARP

Side Effects

tongue scorched, ancestors filing complaints, gut bloat incoming

Buy Instead

Skip Takis. Buy pork rinds — animal fat, one ingredient, zero seed oil.