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McCormick Sea Salt Grinder

Name: McCormick Sea Salt Grinder: 9% Slop — Ocean rock in a tube, zero corporate add
Item: McCormick Sea Salt Grinder
Rating: 91
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ocean rock in a tube, zero corporate additives.

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: sea salt only
Grinder keeps crystals fresh, no anticaking junk
Pre-1990 pantry staple energy
Plastic housing eventually landfill-bound
McCormick's other SKUs are often mid

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, no gut drama

Buy Instead

Pair with Redmond Real Salt — same purity, plus ancient trace minerals.

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