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Lakewood Organic Pure Pineapple Juice

Name: Lakewood Organic Pure Pineapple Juice: 14% Slop — Pineapple, no additives, anc
Item: Lakewood Organic Pure Pineapple Juice
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Pineapple, no additives, ancestors nod

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: organic pineapple
Not from concentrate, no added sugar
Pre-1990 style juice, great-grandma recognizes it
Still liquid sugar — drink, don't mainline

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order on the fructose

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw milk or cottage cheese — enzymes meet protein, actual meal.

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